I'm reaching behind the headboard of the twin bed, trying to join the cell phone charger plug with the outlet, when I realize the pillow I'm leaning on, at the head of the bed, is resisting way too much for any standard pillow. I back off, phone charger still in hand, and pat the pillow to feel if it is really a pillow, or if it has magical stiffening powers like wet corn starch, but only when pressed harshly. The pillow gives, and I decide I am crazy. Up again and around the headboard I go, only to meet the same resistance when leaning into the pillow. Not nearly as surprised this time, and tossing aside my crazy verdict, I pick up the pillow, which weighs significantly more than I last remember, and seems to be hard and flat on the bottom face. I toss the pillow aside, hard side up, and my mother walks by the bedroom, so I ask what the hell she put in a pillow.
"The laptop."
Ah yes. The laptop. My "old" IBM laptop is now my parents', and she decided to store it in the pillow for the duration of our "vacation". When I asked why she didn't tell me it was in there, she said she did tell me. This doesn't revert anything I have done, leaning into it or tossing it aside, although now I am glad it was in a pillow so at least I didn't actually toss aside a laptop onto the nearby boxes in the room.
This is par for the course in this house.
I'm highly doubting this New Year's will be anything near exciting, although I'll take dull over disappointing anytime. I feel guilty having fun when I have work to do, especially when that work can/will affect several years of life. I should write a lot of something tonight and get three applications done by Thursday. Damn you, Stanford, and your early deadlines. I'll likely spend a good portion of tomorrow in the library as well, since that wireless access quadruples my efficiency.
I watched Idiocracy this evening and laughed my ass off while fearing for this country and the world. I have some grand view of how other countries aren't going in the stupid direction like the U.S. might be, but I have no logical basis for that view, only optimism. That movie made me want to go fuck smart men and have their children, but then I regained my composure and remembered that trying to out-procreate dumb people is a futile war and will only end in me losing my marvelous figure. That's right, pride brought me back from the brink of world domination. The movie is funny, and I can say that especially since a lot of the dumb people exhibit redneck characteristics that I witness everyday here in the South. I'm sure they weren't implying anything.
Having sex is incredibly beneficial as long as you're in a healthy, stable, monogamous relationship. Sign me the hell up. Best argument I've read yet for premarital relations.
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